CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2012 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA : | |
Terrorists Discovered | 0 |
Transvestites | 133 |
Hernias | 1,485 |
Hemorrhoid Cases | 3,172 |
Enlarged Prostates | 8,249 |
Breast Implants | 59,350 |
Natural Blondes | 3 |
It was also discovered that 1,222 politicians had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.
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