Lord James gets mooned

I just had to tell our poor Lord J he has a Bum day ahead and to tell his wife the media will get to the bottom of it this week.

I don't know if she wants a suspects line up, or is it Bottoms Up?
 
Next time they need to take a dart gun.

He now faces 2 weeks being told its a Bummer. Trust the media! Great danger in speaking too openly in the house. God knows what the cartoonists will do.